How to ride the tricycle by Barney Stinson from How I met your mother.
1. The aggregate age of all three participants shall not exceed eighty-three years
2. The aggregate weight of all three participants shall be less than 400 pounds/181.44 kg
3. No money or other considerations may be exchanged for services rendered
4. Pregnant women shall consult with their physician before riding the tricycle
5. No wheel of the tricycle shall be within three branches of another’s family tree
6. No black-soled sneakers
7. Female participants shall refrain from destroying the illusion that this is new to them
8. Kitchen appliances and other electrical devices are strictly forbidden
9. Participants must shower before riding the tricycle, and definitely after
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