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9 Rules For Riding The Tricycle by Barney Stinson

admin — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 21:52:44 +0000

How to ride the tricycle by Barney Stinson from How I met your mother.

1. The aggregate age of all three participants shall not exceed eighty-three years

2. The aggregate weight of all three participants shall be less than 400 pounds/181.44 kg

3. No money or other considerations may be exchanged for services rendered

4. Pregnant women shall consult with their physician before riding the tricycle

5. No wheel of the tricycle shall be within three branches of another’s family tree

6. No black-soled sneakers

7. Female participants shall refrain from destroying the illusion that this is new to them

8. Kitchen appliances and other electrical devices are strictly forbidden

9. Participants must shower before riding the tricycle, and definitely after

7 Rules of Good Coffee

admin — Tue, 25 May 2010 20:52:31 +0000

How to Make a Good Coffee

1. Buy good quality coffee

Coffee must be freshly ground and freshly roasted.

2. Draw attention to water

Water should be fresh, cold and clean. You can use filtered or bottled water, but escape distilled or softened water. It changes taste of coffee.

3. Grind smartly

Choose the correct fineness of the grind for the brewing method you chose.

4. Use only clean pot and cup

The pot and cup must be cleaned and warm. If not your coffee won’t be good and pure.

5. Make coffee for now

Never reheating old coffee. Make new one. Make always only enough coffee for your needs.

6. Don’t boil brewed coffee

Boiled coffee is spoiled coffee.

7. Measure right coffee

The optimal quantity of coffee is approximately 35 grams per half litre of water.

6 Rules of Breaking Up

admin — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 12:28:36 +0000

How to break up easily

One of the hardest thing in our life is breaking up, ending of relationships. It’s almost always hard. You are going to hurt your lover’s heart. How to do it right and easy as possible?

1. Know the answers why you want to break up

You decided to break up. Why? Find the reasons. Think do you can fix that? No? Ok. Know the answers. Because your partner will ask you why.

2. Decide how long you are going to talk

The last talk always is difficult. It can last for hours. And it will be too hard for you and your partner. Decide before the talk how long it will last. If you know, that you couldn’t stop the talk by yourself help yourself, arrange an appointment with a friend. And when you think that it’s time to leave say that you can stay your friend are waiting for you.

3. Do it in person

Don’t be coward. It is difficult to say that you are breaking up looking in the eyes. But you must do it in person. Be courage. Finish it. Don’t give an illusion of hope.

4. Talk only in private

Public is inadmissible. Do not make a show. It’s hard. No one wants to be broken up with in public or near family and friends

5. Be calm

It isn’t easy, but try to be cool. Try to avoid phrase “We need to talk”. It’s a signal of difficult talk. Do not break up during the quarrel. Do it calmly and peacefully. Do your best to reduce harm as much as possible.

6. Fade away

For the first time you must distance yourself. Don’t call, don’t go places where you can come across with you ex-lover. Take the time.

6 Rules of Choosing the Gift

admin — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 21:26:03 +0000

How to Choose the Right Gift

We offer gifts from time to time all our life. Finding good gift is always difficult. “What must I choose? I have no idea!” Choosing of gift is creative task. You need calm down and think. And don’t forget: giving gift makes people happy. Follow the next rules to make easy the process of finding a gift.

1. Ask person what does he or she want

It is can be ridiculous but it is the best way to know what person likes and wants to receive as a gift. There will no effect of surprise but you make him or her very happy.

2. Ask third party

If you want to make a surprise but don’t want to make a wrong gift ask the person’s closest friends and colleagues what he or she might like.

3. Listen carefully

In the most of cases in the everyday life the person mentions what he or she wants. Person can say about something that he or she saw in a shop window or in the internet or in the tv ads. He or she will be very happy if you remember this and will give it.

4. Find out person’s interests

Talk to this person, know what he or she interests in. Pay attention to his or her choices, to what he or she likes: movies, music, books, food. What is his or her hobby? Which country he or she visited or wants to visit? All this information can help you find out the sphere of interests of this person and choose the right gift.

5. Ask for help

Visit Gift Idea Websites. Many of these sites can generate gift ideas according to a person’s. It very useful.

6. Don’t afraid to give wrong gift

There are no wrong or bad gifts. The gift is first of all your attention. So you can experiment. Try to give something unexpected like hard hat or brick. It’s funny. But don’t forget to prepare your special gift speach.

7 Rules to Understand Design and Designers

admin — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 07:35:29 +0000

How to understand design and designers

1. Designers are meant to be loved, not to be understood

2. The purpose of design is to make the ordinary extraordinary

3. The best designers are the ones who find the good clients

4. Design must seduce, shape and more importantly, evoke an emotional response

5. Good design can be planned but great design just happens

6. Design the right things, design the things right

7. Imagination is more important than knowledge

The Playbook. 9 Rules to Pick Up Girls by Barney Stinson

admin — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 07:16:22 +0000

How to pick up chicks.

“The Playbook” is a new book by fictional character Barney Stinson from “How I Met Your Mother”. “The Playbook” contains every scam, con, hustle, hoodwink, gambit, flimflam, stratagem and bamboozle Barney ever used — or ever hopes to use — to pick up chicks and give them the business.

1. “The Don’t Drink That”

Location: Bar

Action: Run to the girl, grasp her by the hand.

Dialogue:

You Whoa, don’t drink that. I saw some guy slip something in there.

Girl What? Who?

You Uh… that guy.

Girl Thank You.

2. “The Mrs. Stinsfire”

Location: Girl’s dorm

Action: Make up like Robin Williams in “Mrs. Doubtfire” from Chris Columbus’ movie.

Dialogue:

Girl Now Kappas, after our disciplinary hearing for lewd behavior last semester, we have been signed a new housemom. I’d like You to meet Mrs. Stinsfire.

You Hello, girls!

3. “The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn”

Location: Bar

Action: To perform the Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, here’s what You’ll need: Basic knowledge of Web site design and a very unique fake name. So, think of Your fake name right now. Have You got it? Good.

Now, select Your target. Preferably a girl with a real ni… phone.

Dialogue:

You Yeah, it’s me.

Girl Do I know You?

You I’m Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.

Girl Are You, like, famous or something?

You Yes. What a refreshing change of pace. Nice to meet You…

Girl Shelly.

You Shelly. Once again, I’m Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. Spelled like it sounds two “T”s. Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. Ciao.

Then, as soon as You’re gone, she gets out her phone and does an Internet search for Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. And that’s when she discovers. A series of fake Web sites, all devoted to the incredible life of Lorenzo Von Matterhorn. There’s the fake business article about Lorenzo, the reclusive billionaire. The fake Explorers Club newsletter describing his balloon trek to the North Pole as a feat of pure daring and imagination. The fake medical journal featuring the heartbreaking story of doctors telling him penis reduction surgery isn’t an option. And by the time You get back.

You Hi, Shelly, uh, I hate to be forward, but can I buy You a cup of coffee?

Girl Yes! Please.

You What does coffee go for these days, $50?

Girl Oh, Lorenzo.

And it is on.

4. “The SNASA”

Location: Bar

Action: Talking about secret NASA

Dialogue:

Girl Wow, You’re an astronaut?

You Shh! I’m actually in a top secret government space program called Secret NASA or SNASA.

Girl Wow, SNASA.

You Mm-mm.

Girl Do You go to the Moon and stuff?

You Well, not the Moon You’re familiar with, though I have been to the Smoon.

Girl Wow, the Smoon.

5. “The Cheap Trick”

Location: Bar

Action: Create an image of musician of rock or metal band

Dialogue:

You I’m the bass player for “Cheap Trick”.

6.“The He’s Not Coming”

Location: The observation deck of the Empire State Building

Action: To perform “The He’s Not Coming” here’s what You’ll need: The observation deck of the Empire State Building. Are You there? Good. For generations, this has been the spot New Yorkers have chosen for their romantic reunions with long-estranged lovers, so all You have to do is walk up to every girl You see and say… “He’s not coming”.

Dialogue:

You He’s not coming.

Girl He’s not? But we agreed. We always said we’d meet here. On this night. I’m such a fool.

You Shh, shh, shh…

7. “The Ted Mosby”

Location: Bar

Action: Dress up like Ted Mosby and say how You got left at the altar

Dialogue:

You I got left at the altar.

8. “The My Penis Grants Wishes”

Location: Bar

Action: Dress up like Alladin or lamp.

Dialogue:

Girl Really? A genie comes of it?

You Only if You rub it hard enough.

9. “The Scuba Diver”

Location: Bar

Action: Step one: tell a meddlesome female friend about “The Playbook”. Run play on one of her coworkers, king her so angry. She steals “the Playbook”.

Put on a scuba suit and tell her You’re going to do one more scam called “The Scuba Diver” on the hot girl standing by the bar.

Your friend — let’s call her Lily — goes and talks to the girl and tells her everything about “The Playbook”. Now, here’s where it gets tricky. When Lily and the girl ask at “The Scuba Diver” is, about Your deep-seated insecurities which don’t really exist because — let’s face it — You’re awesome. Feeling bad for You, Lily talks You up to the girl, who then agrees to go get coffee with You.

And it… is… on.

3 Gremlin’s Rules in Relationship with Girls

admin — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:45:19 +0000

How keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend.

In “How I met your mother” Barney Stinson teaches Ted Mosby how keep a girl from becoming girlfriend. It’s very simple. The rules for girls are the same as gremlins.

1. Never get them wet

In otherwards, don’t let her take a shower in your place.

2. Keep them away from sunlight

Don’t ever see them during the day.

3. Never feed them after midnight

Meaning she doesn’t sleep over and you don’t have breakfast with her, ever.

5 Rules of Securing Web Payments

admin — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 22:26:40 +0000

How to protect your online payments.

Online shopping becomes more popular every year. But like in every financial sphere in the internet there are many frauds and thieves. The main question of everyone who pays via Internet is how to secure money. Follow next rules to avoid loss of money.

1. Choose sites wisely

There are many sites which are dangerous and have only purpose – to steal your money. Buy only in reliable e-shops with good reputation.

2. Do not save passwords when you use someone’s pc

If you need to use somebody else’s computer do not save your passwords in the web browser. Never.

3. Protect your transfers

There are services which help to protect all the information about you and your money and secure online payments. One of the best is Shop Shield®. It replaces your personal identity information so you stay anonymous, and your information is secure. The advantage of this service is that Shop Shield works almost everywhere major credit cards are accepted – so you can shop or pay bills securely at almost any web site.

4. Secure all your data information

Protect your identity, billing address, login information, your account numbers and even your email address. To do this you can use Secure Payment Agent. Hackers and other frauds can’t steal what isn’t there. They look for your information but Shop Shield® replaces your real payment and identity information with anonymous data that is useless to thieves and can’t be traced to you.

This service is free even after the trial period ends, when you bill your anonymous purchases directly to your checking account. Shop Shield even include free secure site registration whenever you need to create a user account to complete a transaction. and secure site registration is included with every transaction.

5. Protect your information not just when you visit e-shops & bill pay sites

For sites that ask you to setup a user account to access premium content, Shop Shield can create all the required data you’ll need to register anonymously. Examples include CNN for news alerts or ESPN fantasy sports. Now you can protect your email address and use different login info for every site, while automatically keeping track of it all.

5 Rules to Stay Young

admin — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 06:02:14 +0000

How to be forever young.

Everybody ages. Time is inexorable. Our body can’t be always beautiful and strong. The processing of aging are unstoppable but we can slow them down.

1. Change your mind

The aging begins in your thought. Don’t think about it. Don’t count the years. Refresh your mind.

2. Live in positive surroundings

Be optimistic. Keep only cheerful friends. Enjoy the life. Use every moment of your life. Keep smiling. Anywhere. Always.

3. Exercise your brain

The worst thing of aging is potential danger of Alzheimer’s. To avoid it learn, read, solve puzzles. Exercise your brain.

4. Equip yourself with knowledge

There are a lot of useful information and advices how to save your youth. Read in the internet blogs articles about antiaging. For example, www.youthfountainguru.com. You can find there the information about skin care, weight loss, Resveratrol side effects. You will learn how to age beautifully. You have possibilities to equip yourself with knowledge and fight aging.

5. Care for your health

Visit your doctor, preserve your good health, improve it. Eat lot of fruits and vegetables. Take vitamins. Try to avoid medication, use firstly natural ways. Don’t drink diet soda or use any sugar free sweeteners.

Be forever young!

7 Rules of Cleaning Skin

admin — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:29:08 +0000

How to clean your skin.

Your skin is your shield which protects you from harmful effect of environmental and in the same time your skin is the sexiest part of your body. That’s why cleaning your skin is very important to support defensive ability and to health of skin.

1. Steam your face

Pour hot water into a basin, put a towel over your head and face, and hold basin near your face for 5-10 minutes. Be careful with hot water.

2. Wash your skin

It could be simple water or Skin Care Products like Cleanser or Toner. Special cosmetic products is more preferable.

3. Wash your hands

Try to not touch your skin with dirty hands. Especially if you are going to clean your face. You can bring bacteria to your skin. Be careful.

4. Nourish your skin

Use special nourishing creams. Today cosmetic industry proposes to you different products for all type of skin. Use it. Help your skin to be strong and beautiful.

5. Dry your skin correctly

Do not rub your skin with towel, pat your face with soft towel.

6. Be gentle with your skin

Do not rub it. Do not push it. Massage your skin gently.

7. Take care of your skin regularly

Clean and wash your face regularly. And your skin will be always beautiful and sexy.